hello! my name isn't catfish but that's close enough. I'm what you could call an artist--though you can call anybody anything--and various other nice things I'm sure.

I'm not one for sharing a lot on the internet--quite awful at it actually. thus, this page is dreadfully empty, tremendously bare, devoid of love and/or cringe. digusting.

If I suddenly feel like vibrating over something I'll be sure to put it here. for now I'll continue to procrastinate like a REAL (wo)man.

oh yeah wait I have a music page